Winter Butt Plea
Each winter, my ass decides to get a mind of its own and to double in size. (OK, I'm exaggerating, but it does get bigger!)
I lust over hot chocolate, soup and anything else that's rich and creamy and drips calories.
God damn those hip-hugging, low-waist jeans and pants! When will they go back to making regular-waist jeans?!! I cannot find a single pair of stylish pants that don't leave half your ass and butt-crack hanging out! I mean does the world need to know whether each person is wearing granny panties or a thong and the color of them?
I have the shopping bug and I'm just itching to go splurging on shopping but I can't get my winter butt into these eensy weensy pants that are everywhere!
For the sake of my winter butt, someone get me a pair of normal pants!
Uff!
posted by Mumbo Jumbo @ 7:38 PM
7 Comments:
fein fee buyable clothes of any kind aslan?
I've been trying to find a pair of pants recently [the past 6 months] and I can't find any. When I get some more money next month, let's go together if you want. I have a huge ass that grows too. Winter-styling! :)
Maybe you should get a slightly bigger size for those winter butt days:)
I'm not sure whether it's available in Egypt, but did you try the Mid low rise?
It's not very low and your butt crack nor your thong shows while sitting, sometimes even without a belt, good luck!
BTW- You've been tagged!
I've got winter jeans that have gotten a lot of wear this past season....
i bought a pair a size bigger this winter. i just couldnt do the squeeze-yourself-and-only-take-short- breaths-and-dont-sit-down jeans this time.
sigh even my winter pants are uncomfy
now !
Why should men be deprived of a beautiful view even it is winter and women are freezing their butt off??!!
Way to go fashion for providing men with a better quality of life.
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